Sunday, May 25, 2008

Introducing my bullshit...

Hey….so finally I have started blogging!!.....and couldn’t find a better way by putting it up on a day when its pouring and the weather is just apt for writing something sensible which is very rare in my case!!....For me, Sundays have always been weird, most of the day is spent in pulling myself from the bed and when I manage this great feat, I realize its time for us to go to “church”…The “us” in question is a bunch of great spiritual souls. Our spirituality today has reached another level altogether where we can actually run a parallel faith strong enough to give our local church a run for their money.

To begin with, our founder member Mr. Dylan!!

The man founded this great faith in on an auspicious day a decade ago (I was a little tipsy to remember the date then). Actually Dylan has always been the spiritual types, like he spends quality time below the tree and talks to someone whom we are yet to meet. Then, there have been instances where this same “someone” calls him and he goes to the outskirts of Orlem to answer this divine call!!

Going back to our holy faith, at first, it was just him and Bryan Aranha, the son of the illustrious Sir Aranha from St. Annes High, currently living happily ever after with a family in thane (forgive the soldier….that’s his status every weekend)…They lit small white candles (holy cigarettes) every weekend and since then, as they say there has been no looking back!!..Alex, Reuben, myself and a whole lot of inspired souls soon joined in and it just got bigger and bigger…

Mr. Reuben, the man from the royal East Indian Bent family, uses his East Indian masala with lethal effect!!...he actually juggles between the local church and us depending upon the schedule of the blessed angels…hehehehe…complete "babechor", please don’t ever introduce your women to him, you’ll soon be single again…has a famous past of kissing the wrong girl!!!...oops

Osborne...the only sane person as of today in our faith.....his one liners weakens the female species...witty, spontaneous and always running home to answer someones call at 9 pm every night....we'll find out whose the mysterious one soon.... The saying " Snake in the grass" defines him the best.

How can I forget Kristoff…..did god make Kristoff or did he make god…..the man carries the IIT and IIM degrees so easily as anyone whose just passes out of high school!!...hes our supernatural Hancock…”good job good job”

Alex is the reason behind Vodafone's sudden decision to cut all calls and message tariffs…the senior management thought it was wiser to cut call rates than waste a process fighting Alex on – line!!

As for me, I just love my drink..and yes i never get high..its just that I'm always tipsy!!

Well that’s a little about our holy faith which started out at “St. Bajrangs”, where the priory members of the faith meet often to get spiritually high in the chapel below Reuben’s apartment where you’ll find a keystone always stocked with the holy water!!

If none of the above is not making sense to you, don’t worry it’s quite normal because I rarely make sense.


Cheers to the royal stags!!

Bombii

3 comments:

bryan aranha said...

Let me point out a few points about the bullshiter’s bullshit
1) St. Bajrangs knows him as ‘555’ for obvious reasons and whenever we have to meet and he does not believe we are at the holy place we have to hand over the phone to St. Bajrangs who will confirm that we are present and his presence there at once is important.
More to come

Prajay Shah said...

Now I know whose doing what....the bullshiter has has scored 10 on 10...

Gounder said...

Let me give you people a background on why the Bullshiter is also know as "555" or rather I may say why he was baptized and given the Bajrani-Christian name of "555" by Rev. Fr. Bajrang.

It was One sunday evening when The Bullshiter arrived at the steps of our Glorious Church, eager to prove his Manly hood; He asked the blessed reverend for communion of a 555 cigarette; to which the reverend obliged. The Bullshiter ceremoniously took "3" puffs of the lit cigarette, before he released the same from his tired hands (tired because it was a holiday and I need not tell what the bullshiter uses his hands for on a holiday). The Cigarette came crashing to ground amongst crashing of hearts of the those gathered. Many of them even responded with shouts of "why", "WTF", "dude, shud've given it to me, if cudn't smooke it" and so on.

At that very moment the historical announcement was made by Rev. Fr. Bajrang to Baptize the Bullshiter and give him the "bajrangi-christian" name of "555".

Thank you for taking the time to read and I hope you enjoyed reading this piece.

I will keep getting such similar facts and tit-bits of are religion

regards
Gounder